Introducing newest craze in health and fitness. This one form of exercise not only shapes and tones pretty much every muscle in your body, but it improves your skin, hair and emotional state. It’s not something you can buy in a store or order from an infomercial. In fact you may have it right in the palm of your hand! The secret to achieving these and many more benefits is to have…LOTS OF SEX!!!

Lets see Bally’s offer that to their Platinum members!

Need another reason to get down and dirty? Keep reading.

I know a lot of you women worry about your appearance and spend loads of money on beauty products to make you look smooth and glowing. Which is great. But here’s a little tidbit you can add to your regime. Studies show that having LOTS OF SEX can actually be a fantastic beauty treatment, as it produces the hormone estrogen in women, which helps to make skin and hair smooth and shiny. But wait! There’s more! Research also shows that gentle and relaxed lovemaking actually helps fend off blemishes and rashes as the sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow! So if slow and relaxed is your style (and you can manage to stay awake to finish it) you now have another reason to keep it up! Er…keep going. You know what I mean.

“But Jill? How do I get over these winter blahs?” Well, how about staying cozy and warm indoors and have LOTS OF SEX!!! Sex is an instant cure for mild depression because it releases endorphins into the bloodstream that produces a feeling of euphoria and leaves you with a sense of well-being. What better way to get out of a bad mood then to get it on! And what’s better is that the more sex you have the more attractive you become to the opposite sex! This is because the sexually active body gives off more pheromones, which drives the opposite sex absolutely wild.
It’s even been proven to be more effective than Valium in reducing stress and can eliminate everything from body aches to stuffy noses to headaches. Yes that’s right. It can relieve a headache! So the next time your partner says “I’ve got a headache.” Tell them it’s time to have LOTS OF SEX!

Now you may be saying “That’s great for my skin and my mind Jill, but what about those flat tummy muscles?” Well, what better way to burn off those extra calories then to have LOTS OF SEX!!! Studies show that sex not only burns calories but stretches and tones just about every muscle in your body. And it is wwwaaaayyyyy more enjoyable then swimming 20 laps or going for a 30 minute run! (Okay, that last part wasn’t from a study. Just my personal observation)
And did you know that sex three times a week maintained for one year is the equivalent to running 75 miles… with a perma-grin!

So my suggestion? Take off those running shoes….and while you’re at it, the rest of your clothes and hop into bed for a 30 minute romp!

Hmmm. Maybe I’ll look into becoming a personal trainer.

Peace

Jill

One Response to “A Prescription For Sex”

1. park5300 on October 22nd, 2007 11:34 am

   This one actually made me blush. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?! lord.

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