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Does Size Actually Matter?

Well it’s episode 69 this week and we here at TwentySomething thought we would celebrate this glorious number with our most requested topic on the site.   We figured we would give all you guys a treat and revisit the age old debate…Does size actually matter?

Now some girls may not agree with me but I truly don’t think size matters all that much. I mean there are other appendages that you men can use to please us women.  Now I agree that it is not the most desirable situation to be walking around with a bread stick instead of French stick, but you can work around it. Fingers, tongues, and battery powered fun come to mind!  Embrace who you are boys. (double meaning intended) Learn to accept your shortcomings (double meaning intended) and make the best of it. After all, the right girl will be accepting of you no matter what.

But how about the other side of the spectrum? The side that truly scares the bageebers out me. What if your guy is too big?  Now this might just be me but anything over 8″ stresses me out.  Maybe I am just a big baby but that HURTS and sometimes it’s way harder to work around then someone who is 4″.  I am sure there are a bunch of girls yelling at their computer screens right now (including SP and probably Sam) but I just think if I guy is packing a monster, it causes more problems than I care to deal with. It’s kinda like cramming a family of five into a Smart Car.

Are there any girls out there who agree with me and prefer to stick to the middle of the road and rock out with our boy’s 4-8″ inchers???  And remember fellas, it’s all about who you are not what you’ve got. So walk tall and carry whatever sized stick you have!

Peace

J

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